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Old Dec 11, 2007, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #821
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*tosses the last glowing remnants of his cigarette into the oil*
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 09:42 AM // 09:42   #822
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*Throw a thousand Caltrops on Sleeper*
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 02:10 PM // 14:10   #823
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


wtf
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 03:07 PM // 15:07   #824
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*kicks John Panda up the arse*
*throws him out the window*
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 05:27 PM // 17:27   #825
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*Gets out marshmallows*
*Shoots Onarik Amrak through the head with a revolver*
"I likes marshmallows!"
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 06:12 PM // 18:12   #826
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*uses leet matrix dodging powers*
*throws leprechaun into the fire*
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #827
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*Stands up and walks to the exit of the bar*
*grabs the payphone and breaks it across Onarik Amrak's head*
*walks out of bar and sparks up a smoke*
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #828
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*uses the phone to call in an air strike*
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Old Dec 12, 2007, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #829
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*para-drops in from Amrak's airstrike plane*
*ditches the para-chute and admires the destruction to the bar*
*readies Halo-style needler*
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Old Dec 12, 2007, 10:58 AM // 10:58   #830
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*Throw Caltrops on the Floor*
*And never endng flying shurikens and unstppable kunais^^*
*with some bomb attached to it^^!*
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Old Dec 13, 2007, 12:55 AM // 00:55   #831
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*pulls out quake 2 style railgun, starts sniping out airstrike missles.*

dammit let me finish my screwdriver before you anilate the bar... geez...
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Old Dec 14, 2007, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #832
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*sips beer and winks at pwnd*

*toasts*

*sips beer and relaxes in the hotub*
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Old Dec 17, 2007, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #833
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*walks in
*turns around and walks out
"RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO this"
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Old Dec 19, 2007, 01:43 AM // 01:43   #834
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*walks in and orders a shot of whiskey*
"What's going on Doc?"
*sits down at the bar*
*looks around for pwnd*
*orders some hotwings*
*drinks whiskey*
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Old Dec 19, 2007, 03:57 AM // 03:57   #835
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*looks up from the tourist guide book he was busy reading*
*realizes there are thousands of caltrops on him*
*screams*
*blocks explosive shirukens with book*
*throws it all back at magna*
*starts shooting wildly at everyone*
*remote detonates mines in toilet*
*sees doc fly out ....naked?*
*screams*



gnnnnggggnaaaaa too much expressssso.
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Old Dec 19, 2007, 07:02 AM // 07:02   #836
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*evade all countered shurikens*
*throws a box of firecrackers*
*burn it*
*runaway in a cool and epic fashion XD*
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Old Dec 19, 2007, 10:28 AM // 10:28   #837
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*stops magna with flurry of concept class ideas*
*stabs the dazed magna withsharpenned lava lamp*

*throws a socialist at sleeper*

*makes waffles for everyone in the bar*
"who likes em crispy?!"
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Old Dec 19, 2007, 10:28 AM // 10:28   #838
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*Pulls out a pair of revolvers from their holsters*
"Dance Bitches!"
*Starts shooting at everyones feet*
*Wait for someone to start moonwalking back to the future III style*
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Old Jan 06, 2008, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #839
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*enters bar*
*draws gun*
*places a bullet between the eyes of everyone Zerg-wayer*
*I'm using Thrill of Victory!*
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Old Jan 06, 2008, 08:48 PM // 20:48   #840
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*walks in*
*walks out*
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